+ U Touch Down—The second piece in the U Touch line is a gently-curving internal vibrator called the Touch Down. Topco graciously sent me this in addition to the Tou...

+ This Week on Tumblr— Since I am more actively pinning things to my Tumblr account, I’ve decided to change the “Saw This on Tumblr” feature to a roundup ...

+ Hideaway—I know that you want to run away, hide from the world. I just want you to run to me, to hide in me. Go ahead, bury yourself, that most intimate part o...

+ State of the Union Address—Amid my site going down for a little bit, I didn’t have much of a chance to talk about my short-live relationship, if we can even call it that. ...

+ Nick Hawk GIGOLO Keyless Cuffs—Let me preface this by saying, WTF “Gigolo?” That’s not sexy. That’s not a selling point. What is wrong with the branding here...

+ The Best Alternatives to EdenFantasys Affiliate Program—While this isn’t my job, I make a few dollars here and there, and I’m incredibly grateful for the opportunities that I’ve found. If ...

+ U Touch Up—I was excited when I first found out about the U Touch line by Topco. I haven’t used as many of the company’s products as I have other lines, but I ge...

+ The Death of EdenFantasys—   If you’ve been around the Internet the last couple days, then you’ve probably come across this audio video, featuring the voice of Fred, the o...

+ Liberate Your Sex Life—Thanks to Liberator for the guest post. Since 2002 Liberator has been the one-stop shop for sexual positioning aids and sex furniture. The firm foam S...

+ Wartenberg Wheel Winner—The lucky winner of the Wartenberg Wheel is Fire. Conrats! Related posts: Wartenberg Pinwheel Giveaway Mia Winner And the winner is.. [Category: G...

+ Maia Astral D3 Dong—I’m still not sure about the naming over at Maia toys. I think perhaps something more memorable would help them out, and I kind of hate the word...

+ Le Reve Rechargeable—I have such a love-hate relationship with rechargeable vibes. I mean, you don’t have to buy batteries, which is awesome. Some of them are super ...

+ Get Nervous—   I am an anxious person. I am less so than I was during my divorce. In fact, I may be the least anxious I’ve ever been in 2013, save for ...

+ Jerk.—May is masturbation month. I’ve normally given it an amused nod in the past, but I think I’m going to try to keep up by masturbating every...

+ Silicone Personal Pleasurizer—At taking one look at the Silicone Personal Pleasurizer, you might expect me to hate it. In fact, I expected the very same. That’s why I was ple...

+ Fun Factory Through the Years—If you were to ask me my favorite sex toy brand, the answer would undoubtedly be Fun Factory. I don’t have to think about it, and this has been ...

+ Lovehoney Flash USB Rechargeable Mini Vibrator—As a techie, I love that so many sex toys now charge via USB. Hell, I even stole the adapter for one to charge my iPod. As someone who likes a lot of ...

+ Wartenberg Pinwheel Giveaway—Do you guys remember when I reviewed my wartenberg wheel so many years ago? Literally years ago. Man, I have been at this gig for so long. And it hasn...

+ Just A Little Game—Let’s pretend, just pretend, that I do anything other than dream — both night and day — about fucking you. Let’s not talk abou...

+ State of the Porn Address—A while back I came across this study of porn. I bookmarked it, and it slipped my mind until now. Jon Millward took a look at thousands of porn stars ...

+ [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Tie [Saw This on Tumblr] Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: internet, Saw This on Tumblr, b&w,...

+ Sensor Vibrating Vagina Balls—I’m not going to pull your leg. I think this is a weird toy idea to begin with, but if it had any chance of succeeding, it probably isn’t ...

+ Swearing Off Sex Toys—Because I’ll save so much money and room and have so much more time for things like video games. What do you think, good idea? Related posts: H...

+ Hello, James [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] American Horror Story [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: internet, Saw This on...

+ Marcia MV1 Vibrator—You know what? I love pink. I like pink toys. The color is used so much, but I can eschew traditional gender roles while also matching some of the ste...

+ American Horror Story [Saw This on Tumblr]— Thank you, Adam Levine. Related posts: Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Ready [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: internet...

+ Minna Ola—It isn’t so often that I lust over a toy like I did with Minna Ola. It just seemed so new and interesting. Sure, I’ve tried plenty of G-sp...

+ I don’t understand—How someone can “really like” me. How we can spend an amazing night together. How we can text constantly for months, and then how he can s...

+ Erotic Holidays: The Venus Garden [Guest Post]—If you’re planning a weekend away filled with romance and roses, it doesn’t get better than Sweden’s Venus Garden. Tucked away in the middle of the Sy...

+ Maia Toys Giveaway—Who doesn’t love a new sex toy company? If you’ve read anything that I post here, then you know I like new things. I like new ideas and co...

+ Against The Wall [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: internet, b&w, porn]

+ It’s Raining Men—The number of guys who have stepped up to tell me that they do/have liked or want to fuck me is ridiculous. I’ve never felt this surrounded by m...

+ Gyrating Sensations Gyrating Hummer—I’ve come down with an awful cold, so this one’s going to be a quick one. The gyrating hummer is not the type of vibe I’d pick for m...

+ Sex -and- Love—Do you ever sit down to write a blog post only to realize that you have so much to say that you don’t know where to start? This is exactly me ri...

+ Dildo: The Sex Toy Acclaimed World Wide, Now in Videos—This guest post brought to you by World Nowadays, the trend of searching for porn videos has greatly increased. Even children have see porn, and they ...

+ Icicles No. 39—I have written many reviews for underpowered, overpriced, poor-quality and other sex toys with simply poor designs. I’ve had defects, but I̵...

+ This Just In: Playmates Are Busty and Thin—I wish this site were an infographic because it has some interesting information.  In a recent issue of Wired, the researchers took a look at the BMI,...

+ Star Delight Clear Dildo [Flash Review]—My first Crystal Delights dildo was a success, but I feel like I would enjoyed it more had I been able to use it on someone else. The pretty Swarovski...

+ The 5 Things—Earlier, my good friend asked me what five things I require of someone to be in a relationship with them. You know, those five traits. I think I’...

+ Fishnets Are the New Black [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Tie [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: Everything Else, internet, black and wh...

+ Songs I Want to Post—Being Facebook friends with the potential-dude-gone-totally-emo has its downfalls. Like, I totally can’t post videos that seem pertinent to my s...

+ Behind [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Tie [Saw This on Tumblr] Ready [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: internet, black and white, hetero, sex]

+ Under Bed Bondage Restraint System [Giveaway]—Maybe you’re not into couples kits like my previous giveaway. That’s okay. Some people want something a little more advanced. Maybe you ne...

+ Baci Lingerie Sets [Giveaway]—My third and final Valentine’s giveaway is one that I’m really excited about! So, I’ll have to thank Madame Liberty for the opportun...

+ Luxe Euphoria—In the past, I haven’t loved other Luxe toys I’ve tried. I think they’re all super cute, but they also only run on 2AAAs. That prett...

+ Lovehoney Sexier Life Starter Pack [Valentine's Giveaway]—Valentine’s Day is coming up. Looks like I’ll be single again, but I don’t mind. My recent romantic adventures have left me feeling ...

+ Fun Factory Stronic Eins [Video Review]—Welcome to my first video review! I’m pretty excited and think this might be a direction I continue to go in. I shot this with my phone so it mi...

+ Fun Factory Stronic [Video Review]—Welcome to my first video review! I’m pretty excited and think this might be a direction I continue to go in. I shot this with my phone so it mi...

+ Tattoos [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Tie [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: Reviews, black and white, corset, tatto...

+ Fleshlights versus Cheap Masturbators [Guest Post]—Calling all men! If you’ve never used a masturbator before but want to explore this exclusively male sex toy, how do you know which one to go for? Do ...

+ Yes [Saw This on Tumblr]— Related posts: Tie [Saw This on Tumblr] Keyhole [Saw This on Tumblr] Taste [Saw This on Tumblr] [Category: internet, black and white, lesbian, or...

+ AP Sex Ed—While browsing Tumblr, I came across this fantastic image. At first, I thought it was an infographic. It’s actually an eBook created by a Tumblr...

+ Fetish Fantasy Elite 10″ Dildo—Where do I start with this review other than to say it looks like a giant unicorn horn? And giant is the keyword here. It’s a whopping ten inche...

+ These things just didn’t work out—I have been putting off writing this for some time. Perhaps I did not want to have to type it up. The previous post was so positive. Maybe if I didn&#...

+ Congrats!—I totally spazzed out and forgot to let y’all know who won the Tracey Cox glass dildo. Congrats go out to Candace! Thanks for entering, guys! R...

+ So I Met a Guy—And I want to get it all out. There’s so much to say. I went to a party and met a good friend of a good friend. We hit it off. We talked for hou...

+ 2012: Best Of—I did a “Best of” last year. It really covered more than a single year, but I wanted to continue the trend into 2012. 2012 hasn’t se...

+ Waterproof Power Stud Cliterrific—So, I never would have picked this toy by myself. I think the fact that CEN calls it a “dong” is a good indicator of that. It’s esse...

+ 5 Weird Things People Do During Sex—This post has been in the works for a while. I kept getting distracted, which is kind of funny, because that’s something you shouldn’t do ...

+ Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set Giveaway—I had wanted to do a Christmas themed giveaway, but this will be a stretch. Um, you hang pretty glass pieces on your tree, so you should put glass in ...

+ Coming Soon: The Best of 2012—I can’t believe how soon Christmas is approaching. However, I am a little excited to look back on the year and write my sort-of annual “Be...

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